If you google ‘Jo Watson’, what pings to the top of the page is a link to one of the finest writers in the world.

That writer is not me.

I’m the next one down.

Jo Watson - copywriter, trainer & community overlord hired by people with great taste in copywriters.

I'm also a columnist for Freelancer Magazine, and thanks to the good people at Fisher King, I'm a published author. 'TOT ANALYSIS: Why Running Your Business is Child's Play' is online and on shelves in all good bookshops under Business/ Parenting/ Humour. Yes, really - I'm funny.

I'm coming for you, other Jo Watson.

I create copy, content & comms for people who want personality in their project, but the offer that my clients love the most is my Sorted in 60®. The logo is everywhere, and I bang on about it in my posts. Stop checking out my ®s and visit agoodwriteup.com for reviews.

Sorted in 60® sessions are tailored to the needs of the ambitious business owner or the hard-working CMO/HoM. They're creative, collaborative & truly transformational, and whatever you want from your copy, content, messaging, branding, or comms, that’s exactly what we’ll work on together in our recorded Zoom-based hour. With Sorted in 60®, you’ll either never need me again, or you’ll want to work with me forever. £325. Boom.

You're human, so at this point, you're clearly dying to work with the fabulous writer of this piece. But this is a profesh forum, so I know what you're thinking:

"Jo, what's your WHY in business?"

🟣 Family?

⚫️ Abundance?

⚪️ Making a positive contribution?

No. I'm arrogant about my writing and thrive off the adoration when people tell me how brilliant my work is. That's my why. That's what I want when you hire me.

Want some advice for free? When googling copywriters, always look for the kicker. Here's mine:

I have a Zoom-bombing cat called Barry. I can't guarantee which end you'll get slapped with on a call. I’ve got a dark sense of humour and make inappropriate jokes. It's just one reason I left a "stable career" in teaching. Despite the snazzy CMI letters after my name, I enjoy swearing, sarcasm, and puns. Oh, and I love a good song lyric or cult movie quote. Look out for those in your first draft, won't you.

I make tea with the milk in first. Bring the hate.

If you're still here but you're not smiling/ nodding/ inhaling a breath of fresh air, don't bother DM-ing me, Sugar Tits. I'm not your girl.

And yes, I CAN write you a bio as beautiful as this one (£575). Or, I can flog you a resource to help you DIY. Boost Your Bio (£45).

Any questions? Musings? Gut-wrenching concerns?

Anyone?

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